Ali Ba Ba
(Carlos Rivera)
He's an Arabian Prince looking for a princess to rub his... lamp.
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CaNDACE
(Stefanie Black)
Candice is a sweet 30 year old single school teacher.  Lately she's been a little stressed about finding a husband... or a life for that matter.  To make matters worse, Lolly the Lamb, her trusted finger puppet and bestest friend, has started publicly berating Candice for being such a frigid loser.

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Chocolate thunder
(Carlos Rivera)
Chocolate was once a star of 1970's blaxploitation films.  After a long hiatus, he's hot on the comeback trail and looking for a hot young lady for a co-star.
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DAVID MAGNIFICO
(Luis David Madera)

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Fisher PrIce
(Allan Forbes)
Fisher's had a bit of a personality disorder ever since he was hit by a toys R' Us truck.
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hulga
(Allan Forbes)
She's a sexy Sweed looking to marry an American man for US citizenship.
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JACKIE DANIELS
(Stefanie Black)
She's a recovering alcoholic who hails from Homestead, FL.  Ms. Daniels is a four times divorced professional barfly.

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LES HOLMES
(Gene Gabriel)
Les left dentistry school to pursue his dreams. He is a world traveler who lives by the seat of his pants or someone else's pants, he's not picky. He enjoys dining a la' carte and long, long, really long walks.
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MaRIACHI CON COJONES
(Allan Forbes)
He's a famous wrestling superstar from the country of Mexico. He's looking for a for a sexy American tag team partner to so he can cross over into the US and become an American Citizen.
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Master Chief Johnston
(Carlos Rivera)
Master Chief is a drill sergeant in the military.  He's currently on leave from Fort Ballbreaker, North Carolina, and he's looking for a woman that has the right stuff to spend his time with.
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Party Marty
(David Christopher)
A used car salesman by day, Mr. Marty let's out his wild side at night as a retirement home lounge singer.
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ROGER MASTERS
(George Herring)
Hey kids...when you feel like spending some special time with your most favorite friend, look no further than your pal, Roger Masters.
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Ross t. farian
(David Christopher)
He's an expert in the field of botany and horticulture... alright, he mows lawns for a living!

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The Seer
(Carlos Rivera)
While walking around the "Things You Don't Stick Into Electrical Outlets" exhibit at the Miami Museum of Science, he suddenly tripped and... stuck... something into an electrical outlet!  This cost him his sight, but gained him a, second sight; the power of the Psychic realm.

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